Most things on this page are common sense but since "sense" is not common, this page is necessary. These are ways to make the calls go smoothly, not just for my benefit but mainly for yours. I have been doing phone sex for a while and that is how I came up with this list.

 

1. Whispering - That is fine if that is what you want to do but don’t expect me to hear you. I may hear one or two words or not understand anything. We obviously can’t have a conversation if I can’t hear. It may seem like I hung up or ignored you, but I have not. I am still on the phone. I am just holding it and not saying anything since that is what you want.
    

2. Silence - Maybe you don’t like the sound of your voice or quiet time turns you on. That is fine. I don’t want to spoil that for you. I won’t say anything either.
    

3. Insults - Usually not a good idea. Think about the word. Have you ever used it to a woman’s face before? If not, don’t use it now!  If you are not sure about a word, it is ok to ask. I can only think of one word that is forbidden to use while talking to me. I am sure you know what it is. If you use that word you will hear a very sexy silence. I do enjoy role-play, so I can handle insults if that is what you need to do to make yourself feel good.
    

4. Can’t hold a conversation - I will try my best to communicate with anyone despite accents or speech impairments. You do need to be  able to hold a conversation even if you need me to start it. If you just want me to talk, that is fine, but I need  to know. I have many talents but reading your mind is not one of them.
    

5. Hanging up - I spent a lot of time making you feel good. I did a good job. You just had a big messy orgasm. Right? You can at least give me a "thank you" before hanging up. It takes less than two seconds and less than that, if you just say, "thanks".
    

6. Emails - This is only for issues or questions about service or buying panties.